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Post by Old Timer Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:30 pm

AT EVERY PARTY THERE ARE ALWAYS TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE. THOSE WHO WANT TO GO HOME AND THOSE THAT DON'T WANT TO GO HOME. THE TROUBLE IS THAT THEY ARE USUALLY MARRIED TO EACH OTHER.

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Post by xshivx Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:06 am

LOL love it xxxxxx
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Post by Old Timer Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:12 am

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant-----and to let the air out of the tires.

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Post by xshivx Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:45 am

Laughing lmaooooooooo xxxxxx
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Post by Old Timer Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:21 pm

Knowledge is true opinion

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Post by Old Timer Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:22 am

I do not believe in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

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Post by Old Timer Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:30 am

I alwys turn to the sports page first which records peoples accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures.

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Post by Old Timer Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:32 pm

By the time that we have made it, we have had it.

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Post by Old Timer Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:22 pm

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad name.

Henry Kissinger

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Post by Old Timer Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:13 pm

In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat.

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Post by CarolinaHound Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:45 pm

Old Timer wrote:In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat.

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I've asked that of others in my house. I just get called a hot natured muffler fluffer.

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Post by Old Timer Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:36 pm

CarolinaHound wrote:
Old Timer wrote:In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat.

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I've asked that of others in my house. I just get called a hot natured muffler fluffer.

Same here.

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Post by Old Timer Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:22 pm

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity

Albert Einstein

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Post by Old Timer Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:07 am

Washington, D.C., is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese

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Post by CarolinaHound Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:09 pm

A CAST OF CHARACTERS

I Can't is a quitter,
I Don't Know is lazy,
I Wish I Could is a wisher,
I Might is waking up,
I Will Try is on his feet,
I Can is on his way,
I Will is at work,
I Did is now the boss.
-Earl Cassel

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Post by Old Timer Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:22 am

CarolinaHound wrote:A CAST OF CHARACTERS

I Can't is a quitter,
I Don't Know is lazy,
I Wish I Could is a wisher,
I Might is waking up,
I Will Try is on his feet,
I Can is on his way,
I Will is at work,
I Did is now the boss.
-Earl Cassel

Now those are words to live by.

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Post by Old Timer Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:43 pm

When you find yourself ready to complain about what you don't have, stop for a moment to consider what incredible things you do have. And resolve to make the most of it all.

Ralph Marston

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Post by Old Timer Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:59 am

In a family argument, if it turns out that you are right, apologize at once.

Robert . Heinlein

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Post by CarolinaHound Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:08 am

External circumstances regularly change quickly. You must consider however that the most intimate essence of man is unchanged over time. Give what you have to grow. Try to help others as well as you can.

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Post by Old Timer Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:19 pm

Love is grand-----Divorce is a hundred grand

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Post by Old Timer Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:48 pm

A pessimist sees the difficultly in every opportunity.

An optimist sees the opportunity in every difficultly


Winston Churchill

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Post by CarolinaHound Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:18 pm

The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish.
~Robert Jackson~

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