President

What would you do if you were President for a day?

Night-Reaper wrote:What would you do if you were President for a day?

I wouldn't have the job. There are too many adults that are too immature to realize that they cannot have things just exactly as they PERSONALLY would like them to be. They don't realize that out of some important legislative circumstances a compromise solution has to be provided that will be suitable for the majority.
They aren't happy accepting or living with this.
They were probably spoiled as kids and bought up to think that they are personally entitled and they still live and feel this way. They just don't care about anyone except their self.

make it 6 months and I may take a gander at it.

Great question, N-R. I would go back to our government as it was intended. Thomas Jefferson style.

Resign, and write a book called, "It Aint Worth It".

Take a nap.

Nothing of any consequence can be accomplished in a day, but a lot of things can be screwed up. Sleeping dogs don't bite. .....I could use the sleep. I ain't get'n any doin' what I'm doin' now. I might grant a few pardons, if there's time left after my nap. Afterall, granting pardons is the ONLY thing the President can really do without the approval of anyone else (and Congress can't get ANYTHING done in a day, except maybe approve their own pay raise).

CarolinaHound wrote:Resign, and write a book called, "It Aint Worth It".

lmao

DM007 wrote:Take a nap.

Nothing of any consequence can be accomplished in a day, but a lot of things can be screwed up. Sleeping dogs don't bite. .....I could use the sleep. I ain't get'n any doin' what I'm doin' now. I might grant a few pardons, if there's time left after my nap. Afterall, granting pardons is the ONLY thing the President can really do without the approval of anyone else (and Congress can't get ANYTHING done in a day).

Awesomely funny. But oddly true.

HotParadox wrote:

DM007 wrote:Take a nap.

Nothing of any consequence can be accomplished in a day, but a lot of things can be screwed up. Sleeping dogs don't bite. .....I could use the sleep. I ain't get'n any doin' what I'm doin' now. I might grant a few pardons, if there's time left after my nap. Afterall, granting pardons is the ONLY thing the President can really do without the approval of anyone else (and Congress can't get ANYTHING done in a day).

Awesomely funny. But oddly true.

Oddly and sadly. I say we send all future raises for congress to pay off the national debt.

CarolinaHound wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

DM007 wrote:Take a nap.

Nothing of any consequence can be accomplished in a day, but a lot of things can be screwed up. Sleeping dogs don't bite. .....I could use the sleep. I ain't get'n any doin' what I'm doin' now. I might grant a few pardons, if there's time left after my nap. Afterall, granting pardons is the ONLY thing the President can really do without the approval of anyone else (and Congress can't get ANYTHING done in a day).

Awesomely funny. But oddly true.

Oddly and sadly. I say we send all future raises for congress to pay off the national debt.

ya, if you were pres for the day, you could make that a law.
you would be the most popular president ever.

HotParadox wrote:

CarolinaHound wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

DM007 wrote:Take a nap.

Nothing of any consequence can be accomplished in a day, but a lot of things can be screwed up. Sleeping dogs don't bite. .....I could use the sleep. I ain't get'n any doin' what I'm doin' now. I might grant a few pardons, if there's time left after my nap. Afterall, granting pardons is the ONLY thing the President can really do without the approval of anyone else (and Congress can't get ANYTHING done in a day).

Awesomely funny. But oddly true.

Oddly and sadly. I say we send all future raises for congress to pay off the national debt.

ya, if you were pres for the day, you could make that a law.
you would be the most popular president ever.

The President cannot enact any law. Only Congress can do that. Would you vote for your own pay cut? Neither would they. Even if they would, could it happen in a day?

DM007 wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

CarolinaHound wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

DM007 wrote:Take a nap.

Nothing of any consequence can be accomplished in a day, but a lot of things can be screwed up. Sleeping dogs don't bite. .....I could use the sleep. I ain't get'n any doin' what I'm doin' now. I might grant a few pardons, if there's time left after my nap. Afterall, granting pardons is the ONLY thing the President can really do without the approval of anyone else (and Congress can't get ANYTHING done in a day).

Awesomely funny. But oddly true.

Oddly and sadly. I say we send all future raises for congress to pay off the national debt.

ya, if you were pres for the day, you could make that a law.
you would be the most popular president ever.

The President cannot enact any law. Only Congress can do that. Would you vote for your own pay cut? Neither would they. Even if they would, could it happen in a day?

Nope, the prez really can't do much of anything except veto unless he has congress in his pocket or in this case up his...

Nope, not in a day.

Actually, I'd do that job for a day for a carton of smokes and a couple hummers from the intern of my choice.

CarolinaHound wrote:

DM007 wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

CarolinaHound wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

DM007 wrote:Take a nap.

Nothing of any consequence can be accomplished in a day, but a lot of things can be screwed up. Sleeping dogs don't bite. .....I could use the sleep. I ain't get'n any doin' what I'm doin' now. I might grant a few pardons, if there's time left after my nap. Afterall, granting pardons is the ONLY thing the President can really do without the approval of anyone else (and Congress can't get ANYTHING done in a day).

Awesomely funny. But oddly true.

Oddly and sadly. I say we send all future raises for congress to pay off the national debt.

ya, if you were pres for the day, you could make that a law.
you would be the most popular president ever.

The President cannot enact any law. Only Congress can do that. Would you vote for your own pay cut? Neither would they. Even if they would, could it happen in a day?

Nope, the prez really can't do much of anything except veto unless he has congress in his pocket or in this case up his...

Nope, not in a day.

Actually, I'd do that job for a day for a carton of smokes and a couple hummers from the intern of my choice.

DM007 wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

CarolinaHound wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

DM007 wrote:Take a nap.

Nothing of any consequence can be accomplished in a day, but a lot of things can be screwed up. Sleeping dogs don't bite. .....I could use the sleep. I ain't get'n any doin' what I'm doin' now. I might grant a few pardons, if there's time left after my nap. Afterall, granting pardons is the ONLY thing the President can really do without the approval of anyone else (and Congress can't get ANYTHING done in a day).

Awesomely funny. But oddly true.

Oddly and sadly. I say we send all future raises for congress to pay off the national debt.

ya, if you were pres for the day, you could make that a law.
you would be the most popular president ever.

The President cannot enact any law. Only Congress can do that. Would you vote for your own pay cut? Neither would they. Even if they would, could it happen in a day?

ya, but you can't be Pres-For-A-Day either. just sayin'

CarolinaHound wrote:

DM007 wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

CarolinaHound wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

DM007 wrote:Take a nap.

Nothing of any consequence can be accomplished in a day, but a lot of things can be screwed up. Sleeping dogs don't bite. .....I could use the sleep. I ain't get'n any doin' what I'm doin' now. I might grant a few pardons, if there's time left after my nap. Afterall, granting pardons is the ONLY thing the President can really do without the approval of anyone else (and Congress can't get ANYTHING done in a day).

Awesomely funny. But oddly true.

Oddly and sadly. I say we send all future raises for congress to pay off the national debt.

ya, if you were pres for the day, you could make that a law.
you would be the most popular president ever.

The President cannot enact any law. Only Congress can do that. Would you vote for your own pay cut? Neither would they. Even if they would, could it happen in a day?

Nope, the prez really can't do much of anything except veto unless he has congress in his pocket or in this case up his...

Nope, not in a day.

Actually, I'd do that job for a day for a carton of smokes and a couple hummers from the intern of my choice.

Not a bad idea. But I didn't know interns had Hummers. Thought that was the military.

HotParadox wrote:

CarolinaHound wrote:

DM007 wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

CarolinaHound wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

DM007 wrote:Take a nap.

Nothing of any consequence can be accomplished in a day, but a lot of things can be screwed up. Sleeping dogs don't bite. .....I could use the sleep. I ain't get'n any doin' what I'm doin' now. I might grant a few pardons, if there's time left after my nap. Afterall, granting pardons is the ONLY thing the President can really do without the approval of anyone else (and Congress can't get ANYTHING done in a day).

Awesomely funny. But oddly true.

Oddly and sadly. I say we send all future raises for congress to pay off the national debt.

ya, if you were pres for the day, you could make that a law.
you would be the most popular president ever.

The President cannot enact any law. Only Congress can do that. Would you vote for your own pay cut? Neither would they. Even if they would, could it happen in a day?

Nope, the prez really can't do much of anything except veto unless he has congress in his pocket or in this case up his...

Nope, not in a day.

Actually, I'd do that job for a day for a carton of smokes and a couple hummers from the intern of my choice.

Yup, that's the idea.

DM007 wrote:

CarolinaHound wrote:

DM007 wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

CarolinaHound wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

DM007 wrote:Take a nap.

Nothing of any consequence can be accomplished in a day, but a lot of things can be screwed up. Sleeping dogs don't bite. .....I could use the sleep. I ain't get'n any doin' what I'm doin' now. I might grant a few pardons, if there's time left after my nap. Afterall, granting pardons is the ONLY thing the President can really do without the approval of anyone else (and Congress can't get ANYTHING done in a day).

Awesomely funny. But oddly true.

Oddly and sadly. I say we send all future raises for congress to pay off the national debt.

ya, if you were pres for the day, you could make that a law.
you would be the most popular president ever.

The President cannot enact any law. Only Congress can do that. Would you vote for your own pay cut? Neither would they. Even if they would, could it happen in a day?

Nope, the prez really can't do much of anything except veto unless he has congress in his pocket or in this case up his...

Nope, not in a day.

Actually, I'd do that job for a day for a carton of smokes and a couple hummers from the intern of my choice.

Not a bad idea. But I didn't know interns had Hummers. Thought that was the military.

You got the wrong kind of hummer in mind.

CarolinaHound wrote:

DM007 wrote:

CarolinaHound wrote:

DM007 wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

CarolinaHound wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

DM007 wrote:Take a nap.

Nothing of any consequence can be accomplished in a day, but a lot of things can be screwed up. Sleeping dogs don't bite. .....I could use the sleep. I ain't get'n any doin' what I'm doin' now. I might grant a few pardons, if there's time left after my nap. Afterall, granting pardons is the ONLY thing the President can really do without the approval of anyone else (and Congress can't get ANYTHING done in a day).

Awesomely funny. But oddly true.

Oddly and sadly. I say we send all future raises for congress to pay off the national debt.

ya, if you were pres for the day, you could make that a law.
you would be the most popular president ever.

The President cannot enact any law. Only Congress can do that. Would you vote for your own pay cut? Neither would they. Even if they would, could it happen in a day?

Nope, the prez really can't do much of anything except veto unless he has congress in his pocket or in this case up his...

Nope, not in a day.

Actually, I'd do that job for a day for a carton of smokes and a couple hummers from the intern of my choice.

Not a bad idea. But I didn't know interns had Hummers. Thought that was the military.

You got the wrong kind of hummer in mind.

No. I think you do. Look at what happened to the last guy....

DM007 wrote:

CarolinaHound wrote:

DM007 wrote:

CarolinaHound wrote:

DM007 wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

CarolinaHound wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

DM007 wrote:Take a nap.

Nothing of any consequence can be accomplished in a day, but a lot of things can be screwed up. Sleeping dogs don't bite. .....I could use the sleep. I ain't get'n any doin' what I'm doin' now. I might grant a few pardons, if there's time left after my nap. Afterall, granting pardons is the ONLY thing the President can really do without the approval of anyone else (and Congress can't get ANYTHING done in a day).

Awesomely funny. But oddly true.

Oddly and sadly. I say we send all future raises for congress to pay off the national debt.

ya, if you were pres for the day, you could make that a law.
you would be the most popular president ever.

The President cannot enact any law. Only Congress can do that. Would you vote for your own pay cut? Neither would they. Even if they would, could it happen in a day?

Nope, the prez really can't do much of anything except veto unless he has congress in his pocket or in this case up his...

Nope, not in a day.

Actually, I'd do that job for a day for a carton of smokes and a couple hummers from the intern of my choice.

Not a bad idea. But I didn't know interns had Hummers. Thought that was the military.

You got the wrong kind of hummer in mind.

No. I think you do. Look at what happened to the last guy....

Yea, but I aint gonna lie about it.

You haven't got your hands behind your back with your fingers crossed, when you say that, eh?

Actually, the state of our congressional and senatorial leaders these days is like something I once heard regarding a log seen floating down the river with somewhere around ten-thousands ants on it, all screaming: " I want to steer!"
Sound outlandish? Certainly, but so this example aptly describes the ACTUAL state of our [hmmmmm.] leadership. in these times. Especially in regard to uncivil and disrespectful individuals.
So their man lost and so that brings them to feel like losers... tooo bad!

coontie wrote:You haven't got your hands behind your back with your fingers crossed, when you say that, eh?

Actually, the state of our congressional and senatorial leaders these days is like something I once heard regarding a log seen floating down the river with somewhere around ten-thousands ants on it, all screaming: " I want to steer!"
Sound outlandish? Certainly, but so this example aptly describes the ACTUAL state of our [hmmmmm.] leadership. in these times. Especially in regard to uncivil and disrespectful individuals.
So their man lost and so that brings them to feel like losers... tooo bad!

I think we are well past that. It's back to politics as usual. The "opposition" will always oppose. The game is blame. No personal responsibility....for anything.

HotParadox wrote:

DM007 wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

CarolinaHound wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

DM007 wrote:Take a nap.

Nothing of any consequence can be accomplished in a day, but a lot of things can be screwed up. Sleeping dogs don't bite. .....I could use the sleep. I ain't get'n any doin' what I'm doin' now. I might grant a few pardons, if there's time left after my nap. Afterall, granting pardons is the ONLY thing the President can really do without the approval of anyone else (and Congress can't get ANYTHING done in a day).

Awesomely funny. But oddly true.

Oddly and sadly. I say we send all future raises for congress to pay off the national debt.

ya, if you were pres for the day, you could make that a law.
you would be the most popular president ever.

The President cannot enact any law. Only Congress can do that. Would you vote for your own pay cut? Neither would they. Even if they would, could it happen in a day?

ya, but you can't be Pres-For-A-Day either. just sayin'

I just substituted the word Pres. instead of King, because we don't have Kings in this country, but you're right, you can't be Pres-For-A-Day. What would you have said if the question read, "If you were King or Queen for a day, what would you do"?

KIll myself xxx

xshivx wrote:KIll myself xxx

Not until you come over here and give me and the Dawg a big hug.

LOL okay i'll do that first xxx

Old Timer wrote:

xshivx wrote:KIll myself xxx

Not until you come over here and give me and the Dawg a big hug.

Yea!

Old Timer wrote:

xshivx wrote:KIll myself xxx

Not until you come over here and give me and the Dawg a big hug.

Hey Xshivx, what about a hug for the Reaper too?

ofcourse NR u can have a hug too xxx

Night-Reaper wrote:What would you do if you were President for a day?

Introduce several bills that would bailout the banking and the automotive industry, attempt to socialize medicine, destroy the constitution, quadruple the national debt and pass that debt onto our grandchildren......oh wait that has already been done.

lmao!

Night-Reaper wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

DM007 wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

CarolinaHound wrote:

HotParadox wrote:

DM007 wrote:Take a nap.

Nothing of any consequence can be accomplished in a day, but a lot of things can be screwed up. Sleeping dogs don't bite. .....I could use the sleep. I ain't get'n any doin' what I'm doin' now. I might grant a few pardons, if there's time left after my nap. Afterall, granting pardons is the ONLY thing the President can really do without the approval of anyone else (and Congress can't get ANYTHING done in a day).

Awesomely funny. But oddly true.

Oddly and sadly. I say we send all future raises for congress to pay off the national debt.

ya, if you were pres for the day, you could make that a law.
you would be the most popular president ever.

The President cannot enact any law. Only Congress can do that. Would you vote for your own pay cut? Neither would they. Even if they would, could it happen in a day?

ya, but you can't be Pres-For-A-Day either. just sayin'

I just substituted the word Pres. instead of King, because we don't have Kings in this country, but you're right, you can't be Pres-For-A-Day. What would you have said if the question read, "If you were King or Queen for a day, what would you do"?

I'm going to assume you're talking to DM007 because I was pointing out to him just what I said lol. ...

xshivx wrote:ofcourse NR u can have a hug too xxx

Ah, thanks Xsivx, you're so sweet!

no need to thank me hun it's my pleasure, and nah i aint i just treat people how they treat me xxx

xshivx wrote:no need to thank me hun it's my pleasure, and nah i aint i just treat people how they treat me xxx

Trust me when I say... It would be his pleasure.

not to mention mine to. hehehehehe

hehe aaaaaaaaaaaw bless u lot
i luv you all xxx