How to change a lightbulb - as a forum topic - How many to:

[bruce]

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum.
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.
5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb.
4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
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[DM007]

Profound. And, comparatively very accurate.

Yes. We're just discussion board whores.

[DM007]

..........not that there's anything wrong with that.

[PaulM]

[HotParadox]

funniest thread ever!

[CarolinaHound]

And sadly true. lmao

[jigglepete]

Really funny, but, you forgot one...

1 jigglepete to tell a joke like...

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but only if the light bulb wants to be changed

[CarolinaHound]

And you forgot a couple people like OT and me to post pics of chicks in bikinis and lingerie changing light bulbs, and me to make a comment about putting it in the socket.

[Old Timer]

[Old Timer]

And you forgot a couple people like OT and me to post pics of chicks in bikinis and lingerie changing light bulbs, and me to make a comment about putting it in the socket.

couldn't find just the right picture for the forum on that one Dawg.

[CarolinaHound]

Me either.

[Old Timer]

Me either.

Hey Dawg, guess what, I found a picture of our very own HP in a bathing suit.

Now I know I am in trouble.

[DM007]

Me either.

Hey Dawg, guess what, I found a picture of our very own HP in a bathing suit.

Now I know I am in trouble.

Hubba hubba!

[Old Timer]

Me either.

Hey Dawg, guess what, I found a picture of our very own HP in a bathing suit.

Now I know I am in trouble.

Hubba hubba!

Down boy, I saw her first.

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