Missing socks.

You know you had all pairs of socks when you put them in the dryer. Once dry you notice you are missing one.

Where did it go?

It went down a miniature black hole created by your dryer of course.

Link follows........

http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2009/08/07/2022164.aspx

See, I have proof of this.

Theophilus wrote:You know you had all pairs of socks when you put them in the dryer. Once dry you notice you are missing one.

Where did it go?

It went down a miniature black hole created by your dryer of course.

Link follows........

http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2009/08/07/2022164.aspx

See, I have proof of this.

OK, we have established that they go into the black hole or worm hole as the case may be. But where do they come out. What planet is holding all of our socks for ransom.

Old Timer wrote:

Theophilus wrote:You know you had all pairs of socks when you put them in the dryer. Once dry you notice you are missing one.

Where did it go?

It went down a miniature black hole created by your dryer of course.

Link follows........

http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2009/08/07/2022164.aspx

See, I have proof of this.

OK, we have established that they go into the black hole or worm hole as the case may be. But where do they come out. What planet is holding all of our socks for ransom.

And underwear, don't forget the underwear! Got to be a blackhole, I can't imagine anything or anybody else wanting either one of those items from me. My socks alone have stopped stampeding cattle dead in their tracks.

CarolinaHound wrote:

Old Timer wrote:

Theophilus wrote:You know you had all pairs of socks when you put them in the dryer. Once dry you notice you are missing one.

Where did it go?

It went down a miniature black hole created by your dryer of course.

Link follows........

http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2009/08/07/2022164.aspx

See, I have proof of this.

OK, we have established that they go into the black hole or worm hole as the case may be. But where do they come out. What planet is holding all of our socks for ransom.

And underwear, don't forget the underwear! Got to be a blackhole, I can't imagine anything or anybody else wanting either one of those items from me. My socks alone have stopped stampeding cattle dead in their tracks.

Well just sell your socks and shorts to the air force and let them use them as bombs in iraq and afganistan. hehehehehe

Old Timer wrote:

CarolinaHound wrote:

Old Timer wrote:

Theophilus wrote:You know you had all pairs of socks when you put them in the dryer. Once dry you notice you are missing one.

Where did it go?

It went down a miniature black hole created by your dryer of course.

Link follows........

http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2009/08/07/2022164.aspx

See, I have proof of this.

OK, we have established that they go into the black hole or worm hole as the case may be. But where do they come out. What planet is holding all of our socks for ransom.

And underwear, don't forget the underwear! Got to be a blackhole, I can't imagine anything or anybody else wanting either one of those items from me. My socks alone have stopped stampeding cattle dead in their tracks.

Well just sell your socks and shorts to the air force and let them use them as bombs in iraq and afganistan. hehehehehe

Nope, they aint getting my BVD-WMD's!!!!!!!

Good to have that out of the way. And Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy explained where all the missing ballpoint pens end up. Now if someone could just work out who's stealing my underwear off the line, life will be perfect.

That just leaves a bad image of a pervert I'll never wash out of my mind Kazza. Only thing worse would be if they was stealing the dirties.

To steal someones underwear, yuck, that must be a very sick and desperate person.

Well it hasn't happened at the new house, you can't get in the backyard from the road, but it used to happen at the last place.

Kazza wrote:Well it hasn't happened at the new house, you can't get in the backyard from the road, but it used to happen at the last place.

Put out a special pair that have been laced with itching powder, but don't forget which pair it is.

Old Timer wrote:

Kazza wrote:Well it hasn't happened at the new house, you can't get in the backyard from the road, but it used to happen at the last place.

Put out a special pair that have been laced with itching powder, but don't forget which pair it is.

hehehe... that's what I was thinking. Or battery acid.

CarolinaHound wrote:

Old Timer wrote:

Kazza wrote:Well it hasn't happened at the new house, you can't get in the backyard from the road, but it used to happen at the last place.

Put out a special pair that have been laced with itching powder, but don't forget which pair it is.

hehehe... that's what I was thinking. Or battery acid.

No, not the acid. They will do much more damage if they are not able to quit scratching. And try explain that in the er.

Old Timer wrote:

CarolinaHound wrote:

Old Timer wrote:

Kazza wrote:Well it hasn't happened at the new house, you can't get in the backyard from the road, but it used to happen at the last place.

Put out a special pair that have been laced with itching powder, but don't forget which pair it is.

hehehe... that's what I was thinking. Or battery acid.

No, not the acid. They will do much more damage if they are not able to quit scratching. And try explain that in the er.

They'd have to explain it, not Kazza. Bet they'd be careful who's draws they was stealin' too. wanna know what face they'd make?

Wanna know what they'd look like going into the ER?

wanna know what their twins would look like?


lmao....

How about a combination of itching powder in the front and battery acid in the back for a double whammy.

that'd work.

CarolinaHound wrote:that'd work.

Or better yet, take the leaves from poison oak, sumac and ivy and dry them and grind it intpo a pwoder then use that. It would drive the docs crazy trying to figure our which one it is and how to treat it.

hehehe... I still like the battery acid better.

Theophilus wrote:You know you had all pairs of socks when you put them in the dryer. Once dry you notice you are missing one.

Where did it go?

It went down a miniature black hole created by your dryer of course.

Link follows........

http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2009/08/07/2022164.aspx

See, I have proof of this.

I experience missing sock mates all of the time. Sometimes I discover later that they are "pasted" to the side of the washer tub, up closest to the front, of course, where they cannot be readily seen. Other times, suspended on one of the tumbler bars, obscured, out of sight.
Other times, as mystery. I have learned to have a lot of sock of the same type and color. Therefore, when I am missing "mates" I just say: "oh well, the poltergeist [imagined mischevious sub-demons that have been created to pester and frustrate human beings] have the damn things. I think, oh well, when you're finsihed playing games with it I want it back!
Other things in the house that way as well. I just usually give up and go to something else. Know what? Shorlty thereafter, the damn thing turns up, in unbrelievably plain sight!

coontie wrote:

Theophilus wrote:You know you had all pairs of socks when you put them in the dryer. Once dry you notice you are missing one.

Where did it go?

It went down a miniature black hole created by your dryer of course.

Link follows........

http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2009/08/07/2022164.aspx

See, I have proof of this.

I experience missing sock mates all of the time. Sometimes I discover later that they are "pasted" to the side of the washer tub, up closest to the front, of course, where they cannot be readily seen. Other times, suspended on one of the tumbler bars, obscured, out of sight.
Other times, as mystery. I have learned to have a lot of sock of the same type and color. Therefore, when I am missing "mates" I just say: "oh well, the poltergeist [imagined mischevious sub-demons that have been created to pester and frustrate human beings] have the damn things. I think, oh well, when you're finsihed playing games with it I want it back!
Other things in the house that way as well. I just usually give up and go to something else. Know what? Shorlty thereafter, the damn thing turns up, in unbrelievably plain sight!

Yawhoodie did it.

finally an answer lol xxx

xshivx wrote:finally an answer lol xxx

Now that will be one dollar please.

simple questions one dollar
medium queations ten dollars
hard questions one hundred dollars

If we actually have to think about it----you probably can't afford us.

lol u can sod off i aint got ne money for myself let alone for u lol xxxx

xshivx wrote:lol u can sod off i aint got ne money for myself let alone for u lol xxxx

OK, we will add it to your bill. hehehehehe

lol yeah u do that, to the bill u aint ever gonna get paid

xshivx wrote:lol yeah u do that, to the bill u aint ever gonna get paid

curses---curses---foiled again.