Paula Dean and the ham

Ok numb-skulls.... When a southern woman tosses you a ham from out the back of a truck, she most likely aint trying to play catch.

And just a warning to those yankees that may be vistin' the southern relatives this year, down here when you ask to pass the potatos, they are likely to go airborn across the table. Just hold yer plate up, and we flip em to ya with the spoon. No need to lift that heavy bowl cause they aint no place to set it down no way.

CarolinaHound wrote:Ok numb-skulls.... When a southern woman tosses you a ham from out the back of a truck, she most likely aint trying to play catch.

And just a warning to those yankees that may be vistin' the southern relatives this year, down here when you ask to pass the potatos, they are likely to go airborn across the table. Just hold yer plate up, and we flip em to ya with the spoon. No need to lift that heavy bowl cause they aint no place to set it down no way.

JUst like in my house. And, the first time you are there you are a guest. afterwards you are a pest and if you want someting go and get it cause we aint waiting ion ya. If ya wern't welcome ya wouldn't be there, so just pretend like yer at home.

Old Timer wrote:

CarolinaHound wrote:Ok numb-skulls.... When a southern woman tosses you a ham from out the back of a truck, she most likely aint trying to play catch.

And just a warning to those yankees that may be vistin' the southern relatives this year, down here when you ask to pass the potatos, they are likely to go airborn across the table. Just hold yer plate up, and we flip em to ya with the spoon. No need to lift that heavy bowl cause they aint no place to set it down no way.

JUst like in my house. And, the first time you are there you are a guest. afterwards you are a pest and if you want someting go and get it cause we aint waiting ion ya. If ya wern't welcome ya wouldn't be there, so just pretend like yer at home.

Yea, that's it.

This woman took the ham with grace. No swearing, just grace. She's a real lady.

HotParadox wrote:This woman took the ham with grace. No swearing, just grace. She's a real lady.

That's cause you could not hear what she was saying under her breath.

Old Timer wrote:

HotParadox wrote:This woman took the ham with grace. No swearing, just grace. She's a real lady.

That's cause you could not hear what she was saying under her breath.

lol

Them hog legs make everybody walk funny when they hit yer head.