Thank goodness for hushpuppies n fries!
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Thank goodness for hushpuppies n fries!
As a meatcutter I should know better and should have followed my own preaching. So I owe no one blame but myself. I look in the grocery store ad and see catfish nuggets for 99 cent a pound. My experiance tells me that something is fishy, but catfish sounded good so off I went. Wasn't any in the counter, so I ask for it. He gives me a big clear bag of frozen nuggets. I can't tell you how many times I've told folks, "If the fish is frozen and at a real good, almost too good of a price... walk away."
But nope the taste of catfish was all I could think about, so I took it, fried it. I knew it had probably been frozen since the last ice age, but greed got the better of me, and it looked ok. I got to tell ya, few things taste like catfish that's been frozen way too long. There's not enough lemon, tarter sauce, hot sauce, nor cocktail sauce to burn that taste away. And I have a feeling no matter how much mouthwash, nor how many times I brush my tooth... that taste is gonna be there with a vengance sometime in the middle of my slumber.
I'm just glad I'd made plenty of home fries and hushpuppies, else I'd still be hungry.
The moral of this drawn out whine session is to warn my brethren.... "If the fish is frozen and at a real good, almost too good of a price... walk away."
Thank you for your time, and I prey I was early enough to save the lives of those that might catch the same sale. Now I'm gonna go chew on some gun powder to see if that gets rid of the taste. I just hope those knocks I got to the head in football as a child won't cause me to forget and light a smoke..
{{{BOOM!!!!}}}
But nope the taste of catfish was all I could think about, so I took it, fried it. I knew it had probably been frozen since the last ice age, but greed got the better of me, and it looked ok. I got to tell ya, few things taste like catfish that's been frozen way too long. There's not enough lemon, tarter sauce, hot sauce, nor cocktail sauce to burn that taste away. And I have a feeling no matter how much mouthwash, nor how many times I brush my tooth... that taste is gonna be there with a vengance sometime in the middle of my slumber.
I'm just glad I'd made plenty of home fries and hushpuppies, else I'd still be hungry.
The moral of this drawn out whine session is to warn my brethren.... "If the fish is frozen and at a real good, almost too good of a price... walk away."
Thank you for your time, and I prey I was early enough to save the lives of those that might catch the same sale. Now I'm gonna go chew on some gun powder to see if that gets rid of the taste. I just hope those knocks I got to the head in football as a child won't cause me to forget and light a smoke..
{{{BOOM!!!!}}}
Re: Thank goodness for hushpuppies n fries!
Oh dear, you should listen to ur own advice more often hun lol *hugs* xxxxxx
xshivx-
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Re: Thank goodness for hushpuppies n fries!
If you were to swallow any of that gunpowder by mistake, I would be a lot more careful about any kind of lit fire at the other end. Possible roman candle effect????
Old Timer-
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Re: Thank goodness for hushpuppies n fries!
CarolinaHound wrote:As a meatcutter I should know better and should have followed my own preaching. So I owe no one blame but myself. I look in the grocery store ad and see catfish nuggets for 99 cent a pound. My experiance tells me that something is fishy, but catfish sounded good so off I went. Wasn't any in the counter, so I ask for it. He gives me a big clear bag of frozen nuggets. I can't tell you how many times I've told folks, "If the fish is frozen and at a real good, almost too good of a price... walk away."
But nope the taste of catfish was all I could think about, so I took it, fried it. I knew it had probably been frozen since the last ice age, but greed got the better of me, and it looked ok. I got to tell ya, few things taste like catfish that's been frozen way too long. There's not enough lemon, tarter sauce, hot sauce, nor cocktail sauce to burn that taste away. And I have a feeling no matter how much mouthwash, nor how many times I brush my tooth... that taste is gonna be there with a vengance sometime in the middle of my slumber.
I'm just glad I'd made plenty of home fries and hushpuppies, else I'd still be hungry.
The moral of this drawn out whine session is to warn my brethren.... "If the fish is frozen and at a real good, almost too good of a price... walk away."
Thank you for your time, and I prey I was early enough to save the lives of those that might catch the same sale. Now I'm gonna go chew on some gun powder to see if that gets rid of the taste. I just hope those knocks I got to the head in football as a child won't cause me to forget and light a smoke..
{{{BOOM!!!!}}}
If you are going to chew on some gun powder make sure you don't fart!
Night-Reaper-
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Re: Thank goodness for hushpuppies n fries!
Night-Reaper wrote:CarolinaHound wrote:As a meatcutter I should know better and should have followed my own preaching. So I owe no one blame but myself. I look in the grocery store ad and see catfish nuggets for 99 cent a pound. My experiance tells me that something is fishy, but catfish sounded good so off I went. Wasn't any in the counter, so I ask for it. He gives me a big clear bag of frozen nuggets. I can't tell you how many times I've told folks, "If the fish is frozen and at a real good, almost too good of a price... walk away."
But nope the taste of catfish was all I could think about, so I took it, fried it. I knew it had probably been frozen since the last ice age, but greed got the better of me, and it looked ok. I got to tell ya, few things taste like catfish that's been frozen way too long. There's not enough lemon, tarter sauce, hot sauce, nor cocktail sauce to burn that taste away. And I have a feeling no matter how much mouthwash, nor how many times I brush my tooth... that taste is gonna be there with a vengance sometime in the middle of my slumber.
I'm just glad I'd made plenty of home fries and hushpuppies, else I'd still be hungry.
The moral of this drawn out whine session is to warn my brethren.... "If the fish is frozen and at a real good, almost too good of a price... walk away."
Thank you for your time, and I prey I was early enough to save the lives of those that might catch the same sale. Now I'm gonna go chew on some gun powder to see if that gets rid of the taste. I just hope those knocks I got to the head in football as a child won't cause me to forget and light a smoke..
{{{BOOM!!!!}}}
If you are going to chew on some gun powder make sure you don't fart!
That's just another day after Mexican food for me.
Re: Thank goodness for hushpuppies n fries!
u lot are crazy lol xxxxxx
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Re: Thank goodness for hushpuppies n fries!
xshivx wrote: u lot are crazy lol xxxxxx
Crazy?????????????????????????????????????????????????
Stick around honey, the fun is just starting and you aint seen nothing yet.
Once I get cooped up here buried in snow for about 3 or so months then I start to get a little nuts.
Old Timer-
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Re: Thank goodness for hushpuppies n fries!
Old Timer wrote:xshivx wrote: u lot are crazy lol xxxxxx
Crazy?????????????????????????????????????????????????
Stick around honey, the fun is just starting and you aint seen nothing yet.
Once I get cooped up here buried in snow for about 3 or so months then I start to get a little nuts.
Cooped up? That's the perfect time to go camping!
Re: Thank goodness for hushpuppies n fries!
A little nuts Don't you mean cabin-fever?Old Timer wrote:xshivx wrote: u lot are crazy lol xxxxxx
Crazy?????????????????????????????????????????????????
Stick around honey, the fun is just starting and you aint seen nothing yet.
Once I get cooped up here buried in snow for about 3 or so months then I start to get a little nuts.
Night-Reaper-
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Re: Thank goodness for hushpuppies n fries!
Night-Reaper wrote:A little nuts Don't you mean cabin-fever?Old Timer wrote:xshivx wrote: u lot are crazy lol xxxxxx
Crazy?????????????????????????????????????????????????
Stick around honey, the fun is just starting and you aint seen nothing yet.
Once I get cooped up here buried in snow for about 3 or so months then I start to get a little nuts.
I'd like to see how gets what he's already got.
Re: Thank goodness for hushpuppies n fries!
ya, xs, i've learned to keep away from these threads. they always turn into a 'let's see who can be the grossest guy' contest. they all win.xshivx wrote: u lot are crazy lol xxxxxx
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HotParadox-
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Re: Thank goodness for hushpuppies n fries!
Hey HP, but you still got to admit some these threads is funny, right?HotParadox wrote:ya, xs, i've learned to keep away from these threads. they always turn into a 'let's see who can be the grossest guy' contest. they all win.xshivx wrote: u lot are crazy lol xxxxxx
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