Words for Women to Live By
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Words for Women to Live By
by xshivx Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:39 am
Words for Women to Live By...
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember where ever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
14. If it has tyres or testicles it's gonna give you trouble.
15. By the time a women realises her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.
'Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there'
'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'.
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember where ever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
14. If it has tyres or testicles it's gonna give you trouble.
15. By the time a women realises her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.
'Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there'
'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'.
xshivx-
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Re: Words for Women to Live By
by Old Timer Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:54 am
A woman only needs four animals in her life.
1. A Jaguar in her garage.
2. A mink on her back.
3. A tiger in her bed.
4. And a JACKASS to pay for it all.
1. A Jaguar in her garage.
2. A mink on her back.
3. A tiger in her bed.
4. And a JACKASS to pay for it all.
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Re: Words for Women to Live By
by Night-Reaper Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:56 pm
lol. Nice one Xshivx, you are funny.xshivx wrote:Words for Women to Live By...
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember where ever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
14. If it has tyres or testicles it's gonna give you trouble.
15. By the time a women realises her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.
'Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there'
'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'.
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Re: Words for Women to Live By
by xshivx Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:37 am
thanks very much NR glad u liked it 
xxx
xxx
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Re: Words for Women to Live By
by Old Timer Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:32 am
Now here is a thought. Maybe they should put those famous words back into the marriage vows for the woman.
To Love, Honor and OBEY. HEHEHEHEHEHE
To Love, Honor and OBEY. HEHEHEHEHEHE
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Re: Words for Women to Live By
by Night-Reaper Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:59 pm
I also like the photo that you used for your avatar.xshivx wrote:thanks very much NR glad u liked it
You are looking good!
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Re: Words for Women to Live By
by xshivx Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:59 am
aww thank u very much me dear im glad ya like it xxx
xxx
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Re: Words for Women to Live By
by HotParadox Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:39 pm
you really do look pretty xs; very natural. 
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Re: Words for Women to Live By
by xshivx Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:11 pm
aww thanks so much HP ur such a sweetheart 
xxxxxx
xxxxxx
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Re: Words for Women to Live By
by Old Timer Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:05 pm
ell they are all johnnie come latelys. I have been telling you that since day one. And you do look prettier each time I see a new picture.
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Re: Words for Women to Live By
by xshivx Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:07 pm
hehe i know u have OT and i've always thanked u 2 
awwwwwwwwww thank you xxx
awwwwwwwwww
thank you xxx
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Re: Words for Women to Live By
by Old Timer Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:15 pm
xshivx wrote:hehe i know u have OT and i've always thanked u 2
awwwwwwwwww
We just might make you our very own pin up girl for this forum.
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Re: Words for Women to Live By
by xshivx Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:24 pm
hahahaha aslong as it's not a page 3 girl then we're all good xxx
xxx
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Re: Words for Women to Live By
by Old Timer Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:54 pm
xshivx wrote:hahahaha aslong as it's not a page 3 girl then we're all good
FRONT PAGE ONLY
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Re: Words for Women to Live By
by Old Timer Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:44 am
And now if you are going to be our pin up girl you are going to have to come up with some really great photos of yourself. Not that you haven't already, but something a little more spectacular.
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Re: Words for Women to Live By
by xshivx Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:50 am
lol like what i have 100s? i just dunno what ones to put up xxx
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Re: Words for Women to Live By
by Old Timer Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:04 pm
xshivx wrote:lol like what i have 100s? i just dunno what ones to put up xxx
So put them all up and let us judge them.
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Re: Words for Women to Live By
by xshivx Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:16 pm
lol sod that that's way too much work!!! and wud take ages
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Re: Words for Women to Live By
by Old Timer Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:44 pm
xshivx wrote:lol sod that that's way too much work!!! and wud take ages
So, we're not going anywhere, ae you??
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Re: Words for Women to Live By
by xshivx Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:58 pm
no but when i say 100s of pics OT i mean it would brake the site with how many i have lol ur gonna have to narrow it down, be happy with what ya got or sod off 
xxx
xxx
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Re: Words for Women to Live By
by Old Timer Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:19 pm
xshivx wrote:no but when i say 100s of pics OT i mean it would brake the site with how many i have lol ur gonna have to narrow it down, be happy with what ya got or sod off
OK, so pos some each day and eventually we will see them all.
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