Talk Us Down

Paula Dean and the ham

CarolinaHound — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:39:01 GMT

Ok numb-skulls.... When a southern woman tosses you a ham from out the back of a truck, she most likely aint trying to play catch. And just a warning to those yankees that may be vistin' the southern relatives this year, down here when you ask to pass the potatos, they are likely to go airborn across the table. Just hold yer plate up, and we flip em to ya with the spoon. No need to lift that heavy bowl cause they aint no place to set it down no way.

Bye Bye Opra!

CarolinaHound — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:34:01 GMT

25 years late if you ask me.

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=442925>1=28103

Fortunate and unfortunate

CarolinaHound — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:38:00 GMT

I've been fortunate enough to draw a Royal Flush three times in my life.

Unfortunatly all three were while playing Solitaire.

The song of a tree

CarolinaHound — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:24:05 GMT

drafting men over 60

Old Timer — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:17:42 GMT

Drafting Guys over 60----this is funny and obviously written by a Former Soldier... New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60! I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military ...

Good Morning

Old Timer — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:28:44 GMT

Well good morning everyone. Boy it sure is lonely here. Kind of looks like we have all just about forgoten about this place. I know I am guilty myself. I have been busy building my new website, Painting the old homestead, trying to spend a little more time with my wife as well as being a little more active over on scam dot com in the political arena, OH and let us not forget just plain being lazy. So this morning I thought I would take a few minutes and say hi to all of you. And to ...

The cop and the cat

CarolinaHound — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:51:42 GMT

Great night out

xshivx — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 09:45:05 GMT

Went out thursday night with the girls to get way from it all, had a absolutely fantastic time and thought i'd post the pics, hope u like em Me and Terri Don't ask lol Me and Terri Me and Debbie Me and Debbie Me and Jordan Me and Hannah Me and Debbie The whole gang

Don't grow Old

Old Timer — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:55:29 GMT

HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them' 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for ...

Even the bible don't like him

Old Timer — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:42:14 GMT

We were in Pigeon Forge over the week end. On Sunday, we left to come home. Traffic was moving slowly, and a car in front of us had an Obama bumper sticker on it. It read: "Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8". Mike's Bible was lying on the dash board. He got it, opened it up to the scripture, and read it. He started laughing and laughing. Then he read it to me. I couldn't believe what it said. I had a good laugh, too.. > Psalm 109:8 "Let ...

MA State Senate Passes Law:Mandatory Vaccinations of All Citizens

HotParadox — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:30:29 GMT

A new law passed by the state Senate in Massachusetts calls for mandatory vaccinations of all citizens and a $1,000 / day fine for those who refuse to cooperate. It also legalizes health care "interrogations" of Mass. citizens, forced entry into homes without a warrant, the on-site destruction of buildings or objects suspected of harboring the virus, the government kidnapping of family pets, "involuntary transportation" of people into quarantine camps, being held at gunpoint ...

Scientific method...

Kazza — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:07:44 GMT

My group submitted a paper to a prestigious journal a few months ago. This was a precursor to a better, more advanced paper that I've been working on, but since it covered a simpler system we felt it would be better to pubilsh the simple one first. First one was accepted. My one was rejected. Despite being a much better paper in all respects. What's more annoying is that the reviewer obviously only skimmed over the paper (eg. the paper was about Titanium, but in his critique he refers ...

big ol' johnson

CarolinaHound — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:26:23 GMT

Heard a good one lately

Old Timer — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 16:45:36 GMT

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN.... A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'. Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.' The teacher said, ...

Pestering

xshivx — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:06:40 GMT

Okay i have this friend, he's an ex bf and i've been talking to him for nearly 5years now, we were together like 4years ago but it didn't work out and we decided to be friends But to be honest he is driving me fucking crazy at the mo! normally i dont mind talking to him but he keeps checking up on me all the time, where i am, everytime i update my fb status he asks what's going on and im getting really annoyed with it If i need or want to talk to him, i will, and i love talking to him ...

The last person to post here wins-2

Old Timer — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:56:42 GMT

Now what gives you that idea?

Forgiveness

Night-Reaper — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:56:57 GMT

If you have a family member or friend and they stole from you. What would you do? Could you forgive that person? Would you forgive that person? What if you did forgive a friend or a family member and they stole again from you? What would you do then? If you are in a relationship and the other person cheated on you. Could you forgive that person that you love, or would you end the relationship regardless. One strike, your out. How many times is it worth forgiving a person who ...

ohhhhhh HP.........

CarolinaHound — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:16:48 GMT

Halloween eve!

CarolinaHound — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:06:56 GMT

Hope ya'll are getting ready for the ghosts, goblins, and gouls tomorrow.
Make sure you have treats and not tricks. They'll be keeping an eye on you!

things haven't changed

Old Timer — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 13:24:53 GMT

I found thos quote in our local rag. It sure don't look like things changeed at all since the days of early Rome does it. The Budget should be balanced. The treasury should be refilled. Public debt should be reduced. The arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled. The assistance to foreign land should be curtailed, lest Rome become bankrupt. Marcus Tullius Cicero

Haunting myself....

CarolinaHound — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:05:32 GMT

Transparent, yeah right.

Old Timer — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 20:25:07 GMT

Hey, does anybody know what happened to the transparent presidency.

So long Soupy.. :(

CarolinaHound — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 22:52:01 GMT

So long Pieman.

Soupy Sales, 1926-2009

My favorite time of year..

CarolinaHound — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 12:36:47 GMT

It's that time again... All the ghoast gobblins and zombies are soon to unit and come for you.

Obama: Nobel Peace Prize

HotParadox — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:12:50 GMT

I personally agree with this commentary from Ron Paul and still think we missed the boat when we ignored to make this guy our current president.

Cool and Funny Videos

HotParadox — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 03:16:09 GMT

Got a favorite cool or funny video? Send it over! Here's one of my favorites. It's not about the music but it kind of is, because the music is so random!

Massachusetts terror plot busted

CarolinaHound — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:09:56 GMT

HP! Whacha'll doin' harboratin' terrorists????? hehehehe... Mass. Man Charged With Alleged Terror Plot to Attack U.S. Shopping Malls 27-year-old Massachusetts man has been charged with conspiring with others to support and plan violent jihad in and outside the United States, including terror plots to attack U.S. shopping malls and U.S. military in Iraq. Federal officials in Boston say Tarek Mehanna of Sudbury worked with others from 2001 to May of 2008 to provide support ...

Superpowers

Night-Reaper — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:53:09 GMT

We watched, envied and emulated our favorite superheroes. If you had superpowers what would your powers and name be? Would you be a superhero or a supervillan?

Halloween Costume

Night-Reaper — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:44:37 GMT

The illegal alien halloween costume is sparking some controvery. Some people think that this Halloween costume is offensive and some people think that this Halloween costume is hilarious. I think that it is funny. The people that believe that the Illegal Alien Halloween Costume is offensive is being way too uptight. What do you think about this?

5-foot-10, 120-pound and fired for being too fat.

CarolinaHound — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:02:27 GMT

There's just something wrong when a 5-foot-10, 120-pound woman is told she is too fat. I don't care if she is a model. http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/fashion/2009/10/14/2009-10-14_model_fired_for_being_too_fat.html

why HP is missing so much here

Old Timer — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 23:12:19 GMT

I finally figured out why our own dear HP has not been on this forum much lately. Especially as it gets closer to the end of the month. She got caught flying without a license. They took her transportation away and she is just hopping mad. hehehehehhe

extremists wanting to take over

Old Timer — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 13:38:08 GMT

Here is an interesting story from England. How long before it happens here to. NOW MUSLIMS DEMAND FULL SHARIA LAW Thursday October 15,2009 By Martyn Brown A RADICAL Muslim group sparked outrage last night as it launched a massive campaign to impose sharia law on Britain. The fanatical group Islam4UK has *announced plans to hold a potentially *incendiary rally in London later this month. And it is calling for a complete upheaval of the British legal system, its ...

Balloon boy

CarolinaHound — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 10:52:03 GMT

I wonder if they are from the same planet OT is from?

Out of the mouth of babes

Old Timer — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:23:26 GMT

[What Is Butt Dust?? What, you ask, is 'Butt dust'? Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine.. No adult is this creative!! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?' MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember ...

Thank goodness for hushpuppies n fries!

CarolinaHound — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:23:57 GMT

As a meatcutter I should know better and should have followed my own preaching. So I owe no one blame but myself. I look in the grocery store ad and see catfish nuggets for 99 cent a pound. My experiance tells me that something is fishy, but catfish sounded good so off I went. Wasn't any in the counter, so I ask for it. He gives me a big clear bag of frozen nuggets. I can't tell you how many times I've told folks, "If the fish is frozen and at a real good, almost too good of a price... walk ...

He has left me forever

xshivx — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 05:03:40 GMT

My bf has left me and he's never coming back

Selling healthcare

CarolinaHound — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 12:41:59 GMT

hehehehe....

Same difference. If you buy what is being sold, you gonna get a burning sensation.

Southern Astrology

CarolinaHound — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 10:53:00 GMT

Southern Astrology All us good ole boys can recognize our sign OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) - Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies, but you would be really good with Collards or Butter Beans. CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) - Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, can make something of himself ...

The Blues thread

thomasjay — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 02:03:18 GMT

Just like Andres rock thread, only different Two to start with- one acoustic 5 finger picking style and one electric

Pert dern stupid...

CarolinaHound — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:23:34 GMT

I just really think this sort of training is rather stupid. The biggest fault, in my opinion, lies with dummies that decided to run this type of operation. Trial set for Moore deputy in 2002 shooting of soldiers GREENSBORO, N.C. — A lawsuit accusing a Moore County deputy of excessive force in a 2002 shooting that killed a soldier during Special Forces training in central North Carolina was scheduled to go to trial this week. Stephen Phelps and the estate of Tallas Tomeny have ...

The morning post

xshivx — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 07:26:28 GMT

Instead of me invading everyones convo's i thought i would start a morning post so every morning i can say hello to u all

So good morning every1, hope ur day has started well, and hope ur all ok! It's a beautiful day outside the sun is shining, i think it's gonna be a good day xxx

Columbus Day

Night-Reaper — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 00:04:18 GMT

Columbus Day should'nt even be listed as a hoilday, let alone a federal holiday.
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS NEVER DISCOVERED AMERICA,
yet some historians which are jack-asses give him credit anyway, because he came close enough.
Close enough should't count.

Sick of being messed about

xshivx — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 09:30:33 GMT

Every bf i have had now has messed me about or broken my heart! And i have lived with that and tried to be a stronger person for it, but now, this guy i really care about and the only other guy i cud possibly see myself with in the future, is taking the **$** He has a gf, And we have never done anything together because of that, Though i may not be his gf's biggest fan i cud never do that to sum1 and be the other women to a guy! BUT here's the clencher, not long ago he told me when i ...

E-mail hack

Night-Reaper — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:57:10 GMT

I just recently heard on the news the e-mail accounts from Yahoo, Hotmail and G-mail have been hacked and compromised. Peoples e-mail accounts and passwords were posted on line. It is highly advisable to change your passwords as soon as possible.

"Extra-Terrestrials."

coontie — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:25:51 GMT

Was anyone here watching the History channel on T.V. last evening and saw the two hour long special regarding: "I know what I saw" and also the other one hour special regarding the "Dragon Triangle" in the Pacific Ocean; the area between Guam and Japan and Korea. For further info., insight regarding this program, go to www.thehistorychannel. In the search block, upper right, type in the words "I know what I Saw." Here is an introduction excerpt to this program: "Director ...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KEUTE!

HotParadox — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:02:00 GMT

Happy Birthday Keute! Come back and visit us but in the meantime best wishes for a great birthday!

Blue Wall of Silence

Night-Reaper — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 00:28:06 GMT

This story pisses me off. A drunk cop hits and kills a woman and the fellow cops that responded to this incident would not administer a sobriety test on the drunk cop until he sobered up 7hrs. later, then said he is fine and has no alcohol in his system. No shit. This is part of the "Blue Wall of Silence" a major cover-up.

keeping your thoughtrs

Old Timer — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 00:49:05 GMT

Good evening all. I happened to run across this quote today and it made an impression on me. I thought I would share it with you as there is a lot of truth in it. Have a really great evening guys.

Keep your thoughts right, for as you think, so you are. Thoughts are things, therefore, think only the things that will make the world better and you unashamed.

Henry H. Buckley

Andre's Rock Thread

Americanadian — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 12:41:11 GMT

I am going to transfer some of my videos from Scam over to here. Anyone can feel free to add their vids of choice as well. A music library is always convenient to have on hand. I'm sure some of you have seen this on Scam. I just add news ones as I remember or as new songs come out.

Enjoy.

Roman Polanski

CarolinaHound — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:11:53 GMT

I don't care how many years ago it was. Even if she did concent, which she didn't, I don't care. He still had sex with a child and deserves ten times what he would have and still might get. It really burns me up thinking how many other kids he did this to in the time he's been loose. It also burns my ass that people think they should let him go and forget it. I guess they think as long as you are an "artist" it's just eccentricity and should be over looked. I really wonder how they'd ...